Three Years After College

Three years following college I haven't a decent job, apartment, girlfriend, or social life to speak of. I spent four years at a small southern university where I joined a fraternity, was voted BMOC (Best Man on Campus), was a member of Judicial Board and Order of Omega. All things considering I should have at least two items in the first sentence marked off. Well I haven't in all actuality I've backed up my progress more than I've made in the past couple of months. According to everything leading up to this past year I was under the impression that following college everything would be at my finger tips. Not so at all, and after selling nearly a million and a half dollars worth of Abercrombie and Fitch clothing there's none more cynical than myself.